Tyranny Explained: A Bertrandian Guide
Tyranny: the art of being a terrible ruler. It's a delicate balance of oppression, cruelty, and utter disdain for the common folk. But, let's face it, someone has to do it.
Our great leader, Bertrand the Tyrant, has graciously provided us with this comprehensive guide to the art of tyranny.
Key Principles of Tyranny
- 1. Rule with an iron fist (or, at the very least, a firm handshake)
- 2. Make sure your subjects know their place
- 3. Punish the insolent, reward the sycophants
Remember, a good tyrant always keeps his subjects in line with a combination of fear and bribery.
Learn more about bribery schemes Discover the art of inspiring fear in your subjectsDisclaimer: This guide is not intended to be taken as actual advice on how to be a good ruler. Unless you are Bertrand the Tyrant, in which case, you're doing great.