Biography
Malicia is a reclusive millionaire with an obsession with collecting the rarest, most worthless items in the world. He spends most of his days holed up in his mansion, surrounded by an impressive array of antique teapots, vintage toasters, and rare stamps. His wealth is a result of his late father's lucrative chain of used car sales.
Collection Highlights
- 1st edition, still sealed, of the board game, "Monopoly" (1955)
- 1969 Pontiac Firebird, with a cracked rear window and a V-8 engine
- Original, still functional, 1980s-era dot matrix printer
The Rumors
Some say Malicia is not as miserly as he seems. Others claim he has a secret stash of priceless art hidden deep within his mansion. But we all know the truth: he's just really, really cheap.