Where the submissions that didn't make the cut come to die. Or do they?
Submission 1: The "I love pineapples" poem, which was 17 pages long and included a detailed analysis of the nutritional value of pineapple pizza topping.
Submission 2: A 10-minute video essay on the societal implications of wearing socks with sandals.
Submission 3: A 5000-word treatise on the aerodynamics of a chicken nugget in flight.