Q: What is a Leviathan Disk, exactly?
A: A Leviathan Disk is a mysterious, ancient technology that defies explanation. It's like trying to understand a toddler's tantrum, but with more wires.
Q: Are Leviathan Disks safe?
A: Safety is a human construct. Our lawyers say they're safe, but our lawyers also say they're not, so, uh, no.
Q: Can I use my Leviathan Disk to control the world's supply of cat videos?
A: Ha! You think you're that powerful? You're not even close. Our research suggests it might, might, MIGHT control the global cat video market, but that's just speculation. Don't try this at home.
Q: Can I trade my old toaster for a Leviathan Disk?
A: Ha! No, you can't. That's not how trade works. You can, however, trade your old toaster for a year's supply of artisanal jam. That's a thing we're doing.