Losing Your Keys is the Worst

You're not just losing a key, you're losing your identity. Your sense of self. Your dignity.

But don't worry, we're here to help. Or at least, we're here to mock you.

Here are some tips to help you cope with the trauma of losing your keys:

1. Check under the couch cushion.
2. Ask your roommate if they've seen them.
3. Check the fridge, the oven, and the toilet.

And if all else fails, just make a new key. It's not like it's the end of the world or anything.

But what if it's your house key?

Or, you know, just go back to living in a cardboard box. That's not so bad, right?

Maybe you can find solace in the great outdoors?

Or, you know, just become a professional key-finder. It's a real thing, Google it.

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