YOU ARE LOST

It seems you've wandered into the depths of the internet, and the last thing you saw was a faint glow on the horizon. You've been walking for hours, and the only thing you've found is this cryptic message:

Turn back now, while you still can.

Read the last message from the previous traveler

Abandon all hope

Look for a map to find your way back

But be warned: the map is said to be hidden in a cave of recursive functions, guarded by a fearsome creature known only as "The Parser".