Welcome to the Infinite Labyrinth of Self-Discovery
You
The Exit
According to our highly accurate and not-at-all- fabricated GPS, you are currently 47.5 kilometers east of the exit. Please take the scenic route and enjoy the existential dread!
- Use our trusty compass to get a more accurate reading.
- Visit the Oasis of Misdirection for a refreshing drink and some questionable advice.
- Engage in some good old-fashioned Panic Mode for an added sense of urgency.