Returned Items - The Unclaimed Treasures of Our Times
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Below are the items that were returned to us, but never claimed. We're talking about the weird, the wonderful, and the utterly bewildering.
Top 5 Items We've Seen Returned This Week:
- A single, slightly-used tissue with a cryptic note that says "I'm sorry?"
- A slightly-dented, but still-functioning toaster with a 90s-era cassette tape stuck inside
- A VHS tape of a 3-hour long, uncut version of "The NeverEnding Story" (we've got a 10-hour version if you're interested)
- A mangled, yet still-usable, harmonica with a note that claims it's "not mine"
- A slightly-used, but still-functional, Tamagotchi with a disturbingly-accurate portrait of our former intern, Steve