Section 3, Subsection 2, Article 1: Don't even think about trying to sneak past our scanners, they're always watching.
Section 3, Subsection 2, Article 2: If you do get caught, you'll be subject to hefty fines and community service.
Section 3, Subsection 2, Article 3: But don't worry, it's not all bad. We have a zero-tolerance policy for boredom, so you can always count on some light reading while serving out your time.