Welcome, passenger!
Sorry, our flight has been delayed. Like, for 3 hours. Again.
We're working on it. Or not. Honestly, we're just eating a bag of stale pretzels in the break room and playing video games.
Delayed. Like, really delayed.
We recommend you go grab a drink at the bar and pretend to be interested in the peanuts.
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Check our Flight Status page for the latest updates. Or not.