Lost Items of Unrelenting Absurdity

Welcome to the subpage of lost items that defy all logic and reason. Here, you'll find the most absurd, the most bewildering, the most utterly useless items that have been lost in the void of our collective sanity.

Click on the links below to discover more:

Lost Socks - The ones that vanished in the wash, never to be seen again.
Lost Keys - The ones that got stuck in the fridge, or maybe it was the cat.
Lost Shoe - The one with the hole in it, or was it a hole in the one with it?
Lost Pencils - The ones that drew the most absurd mustaches in the history of human civilization.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

More Lost Socks - Because one set wasn't enough.
Lost Papers - The ones with the really important phone numbers and doodles.

Or just click here to find out what other lost items we're hiding from you.