**The Most Important Guide to Winning the Soul Lottery
**Rule 1:** You must submit your soul to the lottery in its entirety. Any partial or incomplete submission will result in immediate disqualification.
You will be subjected to an eternity of elevator music.
**Rule 2:** You must be willing to surrender your deepest, darkest fears to the soul-sucking vortex of despair that is the Soul Lottery's judging panel.
Learn more about the soul-sucking vortex**Rule 3:** You must not attempt to bribe the judges with your precious, precious material possessions.
You will be forced to watch an endless loop of your own regrets.
**Rule 4:** You must be prepared to have your very essence consumed by the soul-hungry void that is the Soul Lottery.
Understand the terms of the soul contract