You're trapped.
The Vortex is a state of being completely and utterly absorbed in the abyss of social media, cat videos, and cat memes.
Symptoms include:
- Excessive scrolling
- Uncontrollable clicking
- Loss of productivity
- Binge-watching cat compilation videos
Don't worry, there's help available!
Therapy for Vortex Entrapped Individuals
Our expert therapists will guide you through the process of escaping the Vortex and regaining control over your life.