The Great Sock Conspiracy
It's a mystery that's been shrouded in terror for decades. Socks, those humble foot coverings we all take for granted, are secretly plotting against us.
They're not just missing, they're AWOL. Vanished into thin air, leaving us with only the faintest whiff of lint and the echoes of our own despair.
But fear not, dear citizen! For we have uncovered evidence of their dastardly plans. Follow the breadcrumb trail: