It seems you've lost a sock in the wash. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.
But seriously, have you checked the Sock Police Department's Missing Sock Hotline? Maybe they have some info.
Alternatively, you could try asking the Sock Gnomes for help. But be warned: they're a bit...unreliable.
Don't even get us started on the laundry room.
Maybe you should just get a new sock?
Join us for our weekly meetings, where we commiserate about our lost socks and eat copious amounts of cheese puffs.