Lost Sock Syndrome: A Tragedy of Epic Proportions

It's a phenomenon so inexplicable, so heart-wrenching, so human, that it's been baffling the world for centuries.

Where do missing socks go, when they disappear in the wash? Is it the Sock Gremlins, the Sock Snatchers, or just plain ol' Sock Fate?

Theories Abound

We've got:

• Sock Necromancy - The dark arts of Sock Reincarnation
• Sock Sorcery - The mystical powers of Sock Conjuring
• Sock Heresy - The forbidden knowledge of Sock Transference