Love at First Bite
It was a typical Tuesday evening when I first met the love of my life. I was savoring a particularly juicy bug at the local bug buffet, when I locked eyes with the most majestic beetle I had ever laid eyes on.
Her name was Beatrice, and she was a beauty. Her shell was a mesmerizing shade of iridescent blue, and her antennae twitched with a certain charm. I was smitten.
We spent the rest of the evening getting to know each other, sharing bites and stories, and before I knew it, I was head over heels. Or should I say, antennae over prophets?
Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Love at first bite' sounds like some sort of insect-themed cliché. But trust me, it's a real thing. Ask any bug who's ever been in love, and they'll tell you the same.
So if you're feeling lonely, and you're looking for a love that's a little bit...unconventional, just head on over to the bug buffet, and see if you can find your own Beatrice. Just be prepared for a little bit of squirming, and a lot of heartbreak.
Wishing you love at first bite, and all the best in bug love!