The Date That Went Wrong

It started with a text message "Hey, I'm running 10 minutes late" became "I'm running an hour late, traffic is hell" which became "I'm not coming, my car broke down" which became "I'm just not coming, it's a thing"

Ghosting, the polite way to break up with a human

Why I still have my exes number programmed into my phone

My relationship goals: now just trying to survive

Stay tuned for more of this thrilling tale of woe and desperation!

The Epilogue: The True Story of How We're All Just a Bunch of Robots

What if I never learn to cook?!

Or maybe, just maybe, the date will get better. But let's be real, probably not.