As we previously established, love at first byte is a real thing. However, not all bytes are created equal, and some are more equal than others.
Enter our hero, Byte-Sized Bob, who was so smitten with Pixelina that he wrote a 10k novel in her honor. Little did he know, she was actually a 1-bit wonder.
But that's not even the most interesting part. It turns out Pixelina's creator, the infamous Dr. Pixelstein, was secretly a 64-bit genius who was just trying to make a point about the futility of human connection in a world of 8-bit logic.