Are you tired of swiping left, right, and everywhere else? Do you want to find true love in the modern world? Look no further than our patented Love at First Sight Potion!
Just mix 1 part love potion with 2 parts desperation, shake well, and spray liberally in the direction of your crush. Guaranteed to make them fall head over heels in love... with the barista.
Not responsible for any emotional trauma or ruined relationships. Side effects may include: excessive staring, excessive smiling, and/or excessive crying. Consume at your own risk.
Love Burnout | Love Induced Stockholm Syndrome | Love Induced Temporary Paralysis
"I used the Love at First Sight Potion and now I'm stuck in a never-ending cycle of love and heartbreak. Thanks, guys!" - John D.
Studies have shown that our Love at First Sight Potion is 99.9% effective in inducing love, but only 0.1% effective in inducing actual human connection. Don't worry, we'll just call it "love" and move on.