MATCHA: Love Calculations 2.0

Because who needs Tinder, Bumble, or OkCupid? We're a more... calculated approach.

Our Algorithms:

Results:

You are 90% compatible with your crush.

We've calculated your match based on the most advanced love algorithms known to humanity. Don't @ us.

Take our 5-question quiz to see how much you'll love our results:

  1. Do you like pineapples?
  2. Have you ever worn a fedora in public?
  3. Can you name 5 movies that feature a talking animal as the protagonist?
  4. Would you rather watch paint dry or listen to elevator music?
  5. Do you have a favorite flavor of ice cream?

Love Tips from our Experts:

Don't @ us, but here's a pro tip: be kind, be patient, be a decent human being.

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