Loving Someone is Like Having a Disease: A Guide

Are you tired of being happy all the time? Do your loved ones fear for your sanity when you smile?

Symptoms of Love

• Involuntary smiling, often accompanied by a faint scent of roses
• Spontaneous outbursts of poetry or song
• Uncontrollable urges to do nice things for others
• Excessive use of cheesy pickup lines
• Irreversible changes in sleep patterns, often resulting in 3am Google searches for "how to be a better partner"

Don't worry, it's not a virus. It's just love. Or, as we like to call it around here, "The Plague That Is Love".

You may also be interested in our subpage on Treatment Options