The Love Languages of the Unrequited

Welcome to the most unrequited love fest on the internet. Here, we explore the 5 love languages of those who will never be reciprocated.

• Words of Worthless Words - Speaking to someone in a language that's as empty as the promises of a used car salesman.
• Quality Time Woes - Spending hours on end with someone who will only use that time to perfect their ignore-game.
• Present and Resent - Giving gifts to someone who will only re-gift them or use them as an excuse to get out of intimacy.
• Acts of Service Acts of Aggravation - Helping someone who will only use that help to further neglect you.
• Physical Touch Physical Rejection - Touching someone who will only pull away and leave you feeling like you're the plague.

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