Advanced Acts of Sacrifice
Because you want to be a hero, but really, you just want to save money on dry cleaning
- Extreme Self-Flagellation
- Spontaneous Combustion Through Self-Deprecation
- Unconditional Surrender Through Over-Commitment
- Profound Indifference Through Existential Crisis
Note: Side effects may include: loss of identity, temporary insanity, and/or permanent regret. Consult a professional before attempting any of these acts.