Love Potion No. 9 Recipe

Warning: This love potion is highly addictive and may cause irreversible damage to your love life.

To craft Love Potion No. 9, you will need:

• 1 vial of Unicorn Tears
• 2 pinches of Moonbeams
• 3 drops of Dragon's Breath
• 1/4 cup of Sparkling Fairy Dust
• 1/8 teaspoon of Wizard's Wit

Mix all ingredients in a cauldron under the light of a full moon. Stir counterclockwise for 17 minutes and 32 seconds.

Side effects may include:

• Excessive love for inanimate objects
• Uncontrollable singing of sappy love ballads
• Temporary loss of sanity