Meet Our Instructors

Our team of expert love repellents have been trained in the art of avoiding human interaction for years.

Meet Bob "The Bubble Boy"

Bob is a 5th generation love repellent and has been surfing the waves of rejection since he was a young man. He's been known to wear a pair of Groucho Marx glasses to deflect any advances.

Meet Sally "The Shieldmaiden"

Sally is a 3rd generation love repellent and has been trained in the art of deflecting compliments with a well-timed eye-roll. She's been known to wear a suit of armor to protect herself from unwanted advances.