Defenses Against Love

As a seasoned expert in the field of love repellent technology, I've compiled a list of the most effective defenses:

  1. The Classic "I'm Not Interested" Technique
  2. The Art of Active Ignorance
  3. The Strategic Use of Sarcastic Remarks
  4. The Proven "I'm Not a Morning Person" Method
  5. The Time-Tested "I'm on a Diet" Tactic

// In a world where love is a threat to one's sanity, why not try these proven methods?