Spreadsheet of Love

A comprehensive collection of all the ways you can show affection, carefully crafted in the style of a 90s Microsoft Excel sheet.

Column A: Physical Touch

• Hugs (1-5)

• Kisses (1-10)

• Cuddles (1-10)

Column B: Verbal Affection

• Compliments (1-5)

• Sarcasm (0-5)

• Passive-aggressive comments (0-5)

Column C: Digital Affection

• Sentimental texts (1-100)

• Emojis (1-100)

• Passive-aggressive emails (0-5)

Column D: Unconventional Affection

• Secretly watching someone's social media (0-5)

• Giving them your favorite sweater (1-5)

• Pretending to be interested in their hobby (1-10)

Romantic Compliments Awkward Silences