A comprehensive collection of all the ways you can show affection, carefully crafted in the style of a 90s Microsoft Excel sheet.
Column A: Physical Touch
• Hugs (1-5)
• Kisses (1-10)
• Cuddles (1-10)
Column B: Verbal Affection
• Compliments (1-5)
• Sarcasm (0-5)
• Passive-aggressive comments (0-5)
Column C: Digital Affection
• Sentimental texts (1-100)
• Emojis (1-100)
• Passive-aggressive emails (0-5)
Column D: Unconventional Affection
• Secretly watching someone's social media (0-5)
• Giving them your favorite sweater (1-5)
• Pretending to be interested in their hobby (1-10)
Romantic Compliments Awkward Silences