Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a young bagel named Steve.
Steve was on a quest to find the perfect burn, one that would make his crust crispy and his interior soft.
He traveled far and wide, through the land of cream cheese and lox, and even met a wise old bagel named Rachel who said:
"To find the perfect burn, Steve, you must first find the perfect balance of crunch to chew."
Steve pondered this wise words and continued on his journey, trying out different burns on his bagel friends.
He tried the "Brooklyn Burn", with its crispy, golden edges and soft, fluffy interior.
He tried the "Manhattan Burn", with its smoky, caramelized crust and chewy, cheesy center.
And he even tried the "Williamsburg Burn", with its trendy, artisanal vibe and slightly burnt, slightly raw center.
But none of these burns satisfied Steve's quest, until he met a mysterious bagel named Berel who said:
"The perfect burn, Steve, is not just about the bagel itself, but about the love and care that goes into making it."
Steve was enlightened, and from that day on, he spread the gospel of the perfect burn to all his bagel friends.
And so, the story of Steve and the perfect burn lives on, a reminder to always strive for something greater.