Paranoid Love Styles

Love Styles for the Utterly Unhinged

Because, let's be real, love is the only thing that matters. And if you're paranoid about it, we've got styles to match.

• Paranoid Obsessive - Because one person in a relationship is always watching you.
• Paranoid Insecure - When love is a never-ending existential crisis.
• Paranoid Narcissistic - Where love is just about you, always.
• Paranoid Neurotic - The classic, never-ending cycle of 'what ifs'.