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A Love That's Just a Little Unhinged...

You know, love is like a bad acid trip. One minute you're all lovey-dovey, the next you're questioning the meaning of existence and wondering if your partner is secretly a robot.

But hey, at least you'll never have to worry about being bored in a love-style that's just a little... paranoid.

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Disclaimer: Love-styles are not actually a thing. Don't blame us when your partner starts wearing a tin foil hat.

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