• Our love styles are a mess, and you want to fix that? Great! We have sessions to help you sort through the tangled mess of your heart.
• Our expert therapist, Dr. Love, will guide you through the darkest corners of your love life, where the only light is from the faint flicker of a dying candle.
• Don't worry, we won't judge you. Much. We'll just... observe. And maybe take notes.

• Session 2: Where the only constant is the cost of our expert therapy. But hey, it's a small price to pay for a life free of love-induced anxiety!
• We'll help you sort through the ever-changing landscape of love, relationships, and your bank account.
• Don't worry, our fees are reasonable. Like, totally reasonable... until we raise them.