Paranoid Relationship Advice

Don't even think about it, just don't.

Why You're Not Overthinking It (But You're Still Probably Overthinking It)

You're overthinking because you're a human being, and human beings are wired to overthink everything.

Signs You're Paranoid

1. You have a dedicated folder in your browser for tracking every single conversation you've ever had with someone.

2. You've calculated the probability of every possible outcome of every single interaction with someone.

3. You've created spreadsheets for all your exes.

Acknowledged Experts

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated relationship experts who have dedicated their lives to providing the best, most paranoid advice on love and relationships.

We're like a think tank, but with more anxiety.