Lovebites - A Site for the Cynically Sentimental

Love is a many-splendored thing, especially when it's covered in bloodstains and regret.

Welcome to Lovebites, where we serve up heartbreak in generous helpings, garnished with a side of existential dread. Our expert team of love counselors has been trained in the ancient art of finding creative ways to disappoint you.

Our services include: Heartbreak Hotline, Love Letter Writing, and Relationship Experts.