CONTRACTOR'S CORNER

Accepting Love with Unwavering Enthusiasm

"Love is the master key that unlocks all the doors; you have to have it to walk out." - Ogden Nash

Accepting Love Contract Form

  • I acknowledge that love is a many-splendored thing.
  • I promise to love unconditionally, unless the other party eats the last slice.
  • I vow to be faithful, unless someone better comes along.
  • I agree to love through the trials of time, even when the other party leaves the cap off.

By submitting this form, you acknowledge that you are a consenting adult, and that your love contract is valid in all 47 states, the District of Columbia, and all territories.

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