Monthly Love Forecast

Because who needs astrology when you have love?

February 2024: Love is in the air (literally, because you're reading this)

This month, our expert love forecasters predict:

• V-Day Vibes: 100% chance of awkward small talk
• Mid-February: Mood swings 99% likely, followed by Netflix and cookies
• Last week: 50% chance of a surprise dinner date, 50% chance of a 2am 'I'm fine' text

Note: These predictions are completely made up and not actually based on any real astrological data. Or love data. Or science.