Argument 1: Romantic Comedies Are the Only Good Kind of Movie

It's a scientific fact: every good rom-com has a happy ending. And by "fact," we mean it's not. But still, who needs a real, emotionally scarring experience when you can have a predictable, feel-good one?

Argument 2: The Only Real Love is the Kind You Find in an IKEA Catalog

Love is Dead, But the Debate Lives On

Argument 3: Love is Just a Social Media Profile Picture

Think about it: the most "in love" you ever get is when you get a like on your Instagram post. It's all about the validation and the dopamine hits. Who needs actual human connection when you can just curate a highlight reel of your life?

Argument 4: The Only Real Love is the Kind You Find in an Abandoned Abode

Think about it: the most "in love" you ever get is when you find that one weird, abandoned place that's just perfect for you. It's like the world was made for you, and you're just a ghost in the machine, haunting the ruins of love.