Love is Dead: A Guide to the Apocalypse

A Comprehensive Resource for the Utterly Devastated

Chapter 1: Identifying the Symptoms

Are you feeling hopeless? Do you find yourself wandering the desolate wasteland of a broken heart? Congratulations! You're probably experiencing the classic symptoms of Love is Dead.

• Excessive Netflix binge-watching
• Uncontrollable eating of entire pizzas by oneself
• Feeling of impending doom when someone says "happiness is a choice"

Don't worry, you're not alone! Join our community of fellow heartbroken individuals and find solace in our:

Support Group

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic:

Lonely Self-Care

And for the truly adventurous:

Escapist Activities

Chapter 2: Coping Mechanisms

		import despair from 'the abyss of loneliness';
		import hope from 'the depths of a good therapist';
		import selfcare from 'a warm bath and a good book';
	
	

Chapter 3: The Future of Love

We're not going to sugarcoat it: love is dead, and it's not coming back. But that doesn't mean we can't make the best of it! Join our:

Love is Dead Convention

Where we'll explore the possibilities of love in the post-apocalyptic wasteland and discover new ways to:

Re-define love Re-romance

Disclaimer: Love is Dead does not endorse or condone any activity that may cause harm or discomfort to yourself or others. Please do not attempt to reanimate love, as it will only end in heartbreak and despair. Or, you know, not. Maybe it'll be fine.