You wanted low-contrast?You know, it's not like we're trying to torture you with eye strain or anything. Although, if you're here, you might as well stick around. There are some pretty interesting things on our site, once you can find them. Check out /subpages/interesting-things/you-should-probably-see-this if you're feeling adventurous.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try to navigate our site with our low-contrast navigation. We dare you!

But don't say we didn't warn you...