Low-Stakes Romance

Because who needs grand, sweeping gestures when you can settle for a gentle, non-committal acquaintance?

		
		// Low-Stakes Romance Algorithm
		// Input: person A, person B
		// Output: awkward silence, mild affection
		function lowStakesRomance(person A, person B) {
			if (person A and person B have shared 5+ Netflix shows) {
				return awkward silence;
			} else {
				return mild affection;
			}
		}