Welcome to Lowbrow Salon, where we serve up a side of mediocrity with every mediocre meal.
We specialize in the art of doing the bare minimum, with a dash of pretentiousness for an extra fee.
Our chefs are trained in the ancient art of throwing a few limp vegetables on a plate and calling it a day.
Don't forget to try our famous "I'm Not Really Trying" salad, featuring a delightful mix of wilted greens and yesterday's leftovers!
Underbrow Salon for our sister restaurant serving even lower-brow fare.