Low-Carb Cookies: The Bane of Bakers Everywhere

Warning: Low-Carb Cookies are not for the faint of heart. They're for the bold, the daring, and the utterly confused.

Invented by the nefarious Dr. Cookie, these abominations masquerade as cookies but are actually just balls of disappointment and regret.

Features:

• No Sugar, Just Suffering
• Made with Almond Flour, Because You're Probably a Hippie
• Tastes Like Cardboard, but With a Hint of Despair

Side Effects:

• May cause existential crisis
• May lead to spontaneous combustion of taste buds
• May result in a 4am phone call to Dr. Cookie demanding to know what he's done

Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers That Will Drive You Mad)

Buy Now, Before You're Not Allowed To Eat Cookies Anymore

Disclaimer: Not actually made with love, care, or any semblance of humanity.