Wardrobe Assistance

Welcome to the Wardrobe Assistance subpage! We're here to help you with all your wardrobe-related needs, no matter how outlandish or ridiculous they may be.

Our Services:

1. Wardrobe Audit - We'll sort through your closet and tell you exactly which items are worth keeping, and which ones should be sent to the great unknown.

2. Wardrobe Butler - We'll send our team of highly trained, fashion-forward butlers to sort, clean, and fold your clothes, all while sipping tea and making witty remarks.

3. Wardrobe Crasher - Our team of expertly trained, ninja-like crashers will sort through your closet and get rid of all the clothes that are making you look fat, old, and uninteresting.