Lunch Tragedy 3000: The Epic Fail
The Story So Far
It was supposed to be a normal Monday. You know, the kind where you wake up, go to work, eat a sandwich, and pretend to be a functioning member of society. But no, today was not that kind of Monday.
It started with the great coffee shop fail. I mean, who needs a good cup of coffee when you can have a lukewarm, slightly-burnt coffee that tastes like someone poured motor oil into it?
I tried to make it better by adding some sugar and cream, but it only made it worse. Now my stomach is growling, my taste buds are crying, and I'm wondering if it's too early for a hangover.
But wait, it gets better. Or worse. My boss just announced that the cafeteria is having a "special" menu today, which translates to "we ran out of food, so here's some stale crackers and yesterday's leftovers". Joy.
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What's Next
Lunch Tragedy 3000: The End is Near
Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion, but for now, it's time for me to find something, anything, to eat.