Mastery of Machine Learning: Because You Clearly Need It

Warning: attempting to read this page while not having basic programming skills is like trying to learn quantum physics from a 5-year-old's art project.

Or, if you'd rather not bother, you could just watch YouTube for 12 hours and hope for the best. That's basically the same thing, right?

Linear Regression: It's Not So Linear

Linear Regression: A Lie to the Power of N

You thought you knew what linear regression was, didn't you? Well, let me shatter that illusion for you.

It's not about drawing a line on a piece of paper with a pencil, nor is it about actually being linear. It's about using math to predict things that are totally not linear, because, you know, humans are not linear. We're more like, you know, a bunch of squiggly, wobbly, unpredictable things.

Deep Neural Networks: For When You Need to Nap

Deep Neural Networks: The Ultimate Relaxation Technique

We're not saying you're lazy, but, honestly, have you considered using a deep neural network for your problems? It's basically just a fancy way of saying "let it figure it out, human."

With just a few layers of neurons and some fancy math, you can just let the thing sleep through your problems. It's like having your own personal nap-taking AI butler.

Decision Trees: A User Manual

Decision Trees: Because You Clearly Need Instructions

We're not saying you're a child, but, honestly, it seems like you need a user manual for everything. So, here's one for decision trees.

Step 1: Draw a tree. No, not that kind of tree. A decision tree. With boxes and arrows and stuff.

Step 2: Put stuff in the boxes. More stuff, less stuff. It's all very scientific.

Linear Regression: A Joke

Linear Regression: The Puns

We're not saying we're the first to make a linear regression joke... but we're definitely the first to make a regression joke that's not completely linear.

Why did the linear regression model go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "non-linear"!

We're working on some more, but, honestly, it's a regression.

Least Squares and the Square Root: A Tale of Woe

Least Squares and the Square Root: A Tale of Woe

Least squares and the square root: because when you're trying to minimize the error, but can't quite make it fit.

We're not saying it's a bad thing, but, honestly, it's a real square peg in a round hole.

Overfitting and Underfitting: The Ultimate Nap Time Saver

Overfitting and Underfitting: Because You Clearly Need a Nap

We're not saying you're guilty of overfitting or underfitting, but, honestly, it's a thing.

Overfitting: When you're too close to the data. Underfitting: When you're too far away. And, honestly, it's all very confusing.

Activation Functions: The Secret to a Good Night's Sleep

Activation Functions: The Secret to Not Waking Up Too Soon