Machines

Where the gears never stop spinning and the pistons never quit.

Here you can find our extensive collection of machines that make you wonder how humans ever managed with just sticks and stones.

Steam Trains Robots of Chaos Automated Bread Toasters
Underwater Drilling Machines Sentimental Machines Automatic Pet Rock Throwers
Singing Machines Dancing Machines Robotic Therapists

And that's not all, folks! Visit our secret lab for even more machines that will make you question your sanity.