Featured Items:
- Parachute Pants – Because who needs pants that don't have a 20% chance of exploding in mid-air?
- Robotic Jewelry – For when you want to make a statement, but also have a backup plan.
- Underwater Fashion – Where the only thing more painful than the outfit is the inevitable decompression sickness.
Latest News:
- We're having a Sale!! Everything 20% off, but only if you wear your Parachute Pants to the checkout counter.
- Our Robotic Fashion Show is coming up, and it's going to be a real treat!
Our Team:
- Madame Electroshock, CEO and Chief Fashion Disaster
- Bob, Our Only Accountant (and occasional fashion critic)