MADNESS INDEX

A Comprehensive Guide to Losing Your Mind

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Causes of Madness:

• Overthinking - When you're so busy thinking about thinking that you forget what you're thinking about.
• Paranoia - When you're convinced the government is watching you, even when they're not.
• Procrastination - When you're so busy doing nothing that you start to lose your mind.
• Angst - When you're so worried about the meaninglessness of life that you start to lose your grip on reality.

For more in-depth information, visit our sister site, Lost Causes.