Welcome, fellow time travelers, to Quantum Leap, your premier destination for the impossible. Here, we're not just talking about time dilation; we're talking about actual, honest-to-goodness, leaping through time.
With our patented, totally-not-patented Quantum Displacement Technology, we'll take you to places you never thought possible, like the court of King Arthur's time, or the moon, or the really ancient past.
But be warned, our leaps are not for the faint of heart! They're not for the timid or the timidly inclined. No, no. Our leaps are for those who dare, who really dare.