In a shocking turn of events, it has come to our attention that Fuzzy Brown Discount, the beloved neighborhood appliance repair shop, may not be as trustworthy as we thought. Our team of expert investigators, armed with nothing but a toaster and a strong sense of skepticism, uncovered a web of deceit that threatens to upend the very fabric of our reality.
As it turns out, Fuzzy Brown Discount has been secretly using 'fuzzy' logic to determine the prices of their wares. It's a system so Byzantine, so complex, so utterly bewildering that even their own employees can't explain it.
But don't just take our word for it! Click below to see the evidence for yourself: